you should know this...

Just like after day comes night, after every high tide come a low one and, and every plane(read person) that flies high has to land we are facing recession after appreciation.But I am not worried about it. I am cool I can handle anything.huh....Kidding yaar.I just found myself 10 kewl ways of becoming recession proof and unfireable.So what if I cannot control the share market, so what if I cannot change my companies policies I can atleast control and create a good environment, a sort of positive vibe with a smiling face.The person who told me these tips also mentions that if I "Follow these steps I may even end up with a promotion".Here they are:

10 Ways to Make Yourself Unfireable

Well I don't have a job rt now. But my mind tells me that I should follow each and every step mentioned in the above article. Whether it's during troubled times or when I am on a dream run I think all these steps that I follow will cast an impression. Because it'll keep me always well ahead of my subordinates, it declares :)) :D.

P.S: do suggest your smart tips and views.

Vastu Shastra

A lot of people in our locality are falling prey to this demon called Vastu Shastra. Even my dad had called a "Vastu Expert" to analise our house. I heard him word by word and I felt that believing in this Shastra is just like believing in God. Simply because there is no logic involved in it. Just because the kitchen of our house is in the south west corner he said that the women of our house will have a shorter life and that most of my dad's hard earned money is going in kitchen expenses. I just smiled at him and asked dude what is the connection between my dad's expenses and the kitchen's position. He gives me an example that there was so and so house and the people of that house were facing this big problem n bla bla. Areey there is a difference between my family members and the people of the house that the Vastu expert mentioned. My family members have a set of capabilities( & weakness) which are quite different from those of the people of that house.Instead of improving the cooking habits why do something as crazy as demolishing the kitchen. I mean a kitchen is not even a living creature and it still it's harming us?[:O]. Is it a demon [:P].

I find it quiet funny that our elders themselves say " Beta jaisay karma karoge waise phal paoge" and instead of improving thier karma they demolish the same house that they built with such great love, care and hopes and ambitions. Ha. They themselves say "josh mein hosh say kaam lo" and they only let their josh control them, they only forget what they preach

Melody is choclaty

Before you start wondering what this post is all about let me tell you its about a gal called Sonali. Hmmm she cute, sweet, intelligent but a stupid, idiot girl. No she's not my galfrnd, not even my friend. Then who's she??Hmmmmmmm hahah.

Ok she's my sister ,my uncle's daughter studying in 4th or 5th std i guess.
Her speciality ----> always looking around for ways and means to trouble and tease others. And as soon as you show her something new, something that she has never seen and she starts bulldozing you with questions, you know the answers but just can't explain it to her.

Some days back when I showed her a rocket, in came a PJ. "Dada te pakshi yevda dhur ka sodat aahey"(bro, why is that bird leaving such a huge amount of smoke) haha. I didn't want to get further questions from her so I told her "its a man bird na that's why". She thought for a while and asked "dada!! when did man start manufacturing birds. I want to have a closer look at it. Take me to the manufacturing factory.I was like" Hey bhagwan?"(oh God).But.......

I did take her. Not to the factory yaar. To our very own VTU(Virtually Taxing University). Had to go there for submitting my PGCET form offcourse. There I showed her these rockets.

Even after seeing these her questions didn't stop. Her final question was this "Dada how are these manufactured?". I said "beta I don't know ask your dad". She says "hmm ahaha you are a mechanical engineer and you dont know ahaha". Me :"I know beta but can't explain it to you". She: "yes dada I know how much you know hahaha".

New TV serials

With the sacking of Ekta Kapur[who doesnt hate her] and the birth of a new channel Colours I enjoy nights more than days. I no more say “Ma, please please change the channel", no more fights with sis. After whole days work where I am usually found shouting, and screaming at my fellow team members I get to smile, laugh, taunt, comment.I am talking about the new TV serials on STAR PLUS and Colours where only good things happen to good people.

My night odessey starts with Balika Vaddhu, a serial on child mirrage I like the way Anandi acts and the attitude of Jaggya. The way he goes about his duty of keeping his wife happy. Their grannie is so funny but there is so much to learn from her.





Then the channel is switched to Star plus , Bidai which is about two families and two sisters. Must say I love Sadhna, coz she’s closer to the image that I hve in mind about my dream girl



Next on the same channel is my favourite, Yeh Rishta kya khelata hai. This is a love story. Like this because I see myself in Naitik . There is a lot of emotional hatyachar in this …



Then comes our Punjab da putar BEBO….she is so so so beautiful even more beautiful than Ash. She looked stunning in that blue dress, just love to see her smile. Then there are also usually Punjabies joking around “meri body allow nai karti” lol

Prefer what :Perfection or im-perfection....

I enjoy perfection, but it comes at a cost. From my blogs header to the notes that I get from my friends.I sometimes want everything thats around me to be perfect just like Leonardo's paintings and Farah Khan's coreography.And if its not then I start to feel the steam building inside me like in a pressure cooker. It bursts out anytime on any one.
Not being satisfied is another thing that comes with it coz "When you aim for perfection you discover that its a moving target"-----> George Fisher.

Nobody likes perfectionists because people find them to be annoying. So the question that came to my mind is "perfection ----> yes, but at what cost??" because "Sometimes when you want everything, you walk away with nothing".

So i think its good to "Always live up to your standards, - by lowering them, if necessary" coz striving for excellence motivates you ; striving for perfection is demoralising"

and hence

"Ring the bells that still can ring,
Forget your Perfect offering
There is a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in"
~ Leonard Cohen.

A day at the check post

Our truck had meet with an accident today. Another truck carrying bauxite collided with it. It happened in the night so there were no spectators. Don't know how and what happened but I think it was the other drivers fault because the other truck had turned upside down on the road itself.Our driver fled fearing that his Saukar will scold him.
While my uncle went to bring another driver I had to spend the rest of the day at the 'FOREST CHECK POST' near Hindalga. I was sitting wright beside the officer. Every five minutes a truck drivers would come and pay him Rs 10 /- to Rs15/- depending upon the material that they carried. There was another officer and both of them were shamelessly discussing about the profits and shares of higher officers.They had even hired a boy to do their work of filling in the challans etc.For a moment I felt like give him two tight slaps but then something stopped me from doing it. I even thought of taking a pic with my cybershot phone.
There was another truck whose forest pass time limit had expired. Those guys were in gr88 trouble and would have had to pay roughly about Rs 5000/-. It is the officer who saved them. He asked them to pay whatever they had in their pockets. It is this incident that made me change my mind. After all they were doing good for the businessmen and the truck owners. Saving their money and contributing to the business profit while taking their own share.


Have a nice,

Cheers!!

some dreams come true some dont....:(((

I have this bad habit of dreaming and believing that my dream is going to come true some day or the other. In my school days used to dream of two things i.e of becoming a Mechanical Engineer and then having a girl friend in college. I had a perfect vision that this is how my girl friend will be. Her character, her looks, an image set perfectly in my mind. Of course becoming a Mechanical engineer was in my hands and I have successful accomplished that aim. Now my only dream left incomplete is of having a girl friend.

Once I saw this girl in college. She was just like the girl of my dreams. Used to her everyday in college . And don’t know what would happen to my heart. It would start beating like a railway engine. I tried my best to go up to her and ask her out. But when i went near her my lips never moved. She gave a smile and walked off. Little did she understand the feelings that I had for her.

After many attempts I came up with a gr88 plan. According to this plan I was going to give her a rose on “rose day in college”. On rose day I got the biggest shock of my life. I saw that she was on a date with someone else. I tried my best to forget her but just couldn’t. Even now I see her in movies, I see her when listening to songs.For example :-

“Tujhe milke laga hai ye Tujhe dhund raha tha main

Tujhme hai kuch aise subha sa

Jiski khatir main tha jaga sa

Aaa tu meray khab saja ja re………..”

The saddest part of it is that I don’t know if i’ll fall in love again!……….:(((